Random
Source Code
Random
a very fastly generating penis
i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .
A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female
What the fuck Jeremy you sure are a "spunk Monkey"
The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.
Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"
Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"
A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza
Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming
(adj.) Used to positively refer to something interesting or noteworthy, synonymous with "cool" or "awesome"
Derived from the internet's cultural obsession with monkeys
"Mom, you made some real monkey-type casserole last night!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE! That was a straight up monkey-type kickflip!"
An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.
Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls
Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.