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Trista Farts

A deadly, noxious gas; a weapon of mass destruction. a weapon of mass torture developed by Saddam Hussein through the 1980’s and 1990’s. The scent of a fat Karen who flips hamburgers straight in to her mouth. Often stored in FUPA’s. A natural gas harnessed for torture.

Evacuate the area! Trista farts have leaked!

by NickyDegarmoe April 27, 2023


Fart flaps

When a man gets so old that when he lays on his back his balls cover his ass hole

"Dude I woke up last night laying on my back when I farted so hard my fart flaps landed on my stomach, they are suppose to be snug under my dick"

by GnTMoose July 14, 2020


Guacamole Gamer Farts 3000

A gsups brand of drink created by the youtuber RussianBadger

Hey have you tried my guacamole gamer farts 3000?

by GSUPS ADS April 27, 2022


holy fart thats quirky

An adjective to describe something being so quirky that you have to add a fart in the mix

Holy fart thats quirky
Person 1: hey did you see Lizzo do her hair toss?
Person 2: Yeah! I liked when she checked her nails too.
Person 1: holy fart that's quirky

by Tyler ninja Ehan blevman May 18, 2020


Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.

I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.

by FFS Hungry Hippo April 17, 2022


Tip Fart

A large fart that is generated on the tip of a turd overnight. Especially nauseous and usually expelled early in the morning when your partner or friends are still sleeping.

I went camping and my friend cut a tip fart in the pup tent to wake me up to go fishing.

by nottme1 November 17, 2020


head fart

Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.

They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.

The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.

by WhateverJack March 7, 2023