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Penis

something to search for on urban dictionary when you have nothing better to do...

(sorry if i stole anyones joke, i used to see this but it might be deleted)

I'm bored, let me search for penis on urban dictionary

by byarandomdude_nexttoyou February 3, 2021


Penis

A penis is something that sticks up a vagina to create babie

Karen had a penis stuck up her vagina

by Animeloverwithbigtifduesowo April 18, 2020


Penis

The most small part of a male's body

Amy: Have you seen how small Jim's penis is?
James: Yeah, it is more small then mine!

by Manual123 April 24, 2019


Penis

A big long instrument

I love to play with my penis and practice blowing tones

by mommysmilk67 February 16, 2022


penis

Penis is normally what only the superior can ahve a taste of.It is most commonly used by slutty girls who are going through a break up and want revenge sex.Most women now in 2019 would much prefer the juiciness of some old wmens clit, hower there still is women who do love dick and have sexual fantasies about that stiff dick penetrating their tight pussy.You should always keep hold of them straight people because they are the only people who can multiply on this earth.

Guy1;Swear everybody hates penis
Guy2;No i love it penetrating my ass

by rebecca big batty December 11, 2019


Penis

Gods gift upon man that is said to give it’s user unlimited power if properly sized

Respect the the 12 inch penis!

by Beaverborg December 26, 2019


peni

the plural form of penis

idiot: dude you have two penises!
smart: peni***

by Hehe I cheated February 20, 2021