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Mom-ala

AHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! I have a better change of actually ending up with Jennifer Lawrence than she does of being president.

Hym "Tip to Mom-ala, stop invoking what they would theoretical do and cite actual statements. I know there are some proposals out regarding federal abortion bans. Cite them. It's better because you know the other side is just going to say 'Well you would theoretically hypothetically do THIS!' At the same time, you're not fucking so I don't care if your child murder privileges get revoked. I shiuld also be allowed to kill kids to negate what someone else has done to me but I don't see you jumping to defend my rights."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024


volleyball mom

Ladies who think their daughter is always the best, and spoil their children rotten. They smile in your face but talk about your daughter if they take their kids place on the court . Team moms are usually the worst one of the clique

Omg that volleyball mom is doing too much like always

by BriLynnjae March 23, 2017


CPS mom

Has multiple, even dozens of CPS cases, as a result of multiple child neglect charges. Shouldn’t really have any kind of custody but somehow still does.

CPS mom must be asleep again because her children are running around by the road unsupervised.

by George Amberson January 8, 2023


Ada mom

A woman living in Ada, Michigan who has a BMW SUV exclusively to drive her kids to soccer practice and to get “margs” with the girls

Liza is such an Ada mom, did you see her brand new BMW X3?

by Someone else 798 August 9, 2022


jon’s mom

Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!

-What should Randy name his dog?

-Jon’s Mom.

by JTOX4D March 4, 2021


brooklyns mom

The single most attractive woman of all time. Every guy that sees her instantly falls in love with her.

I like this girl bro, she looks like brooklyns mom.

HOLY SHIT BRO marry her now!

by Urmomsaguy69420 December 11, 2023


Ur mom gay

No u

Friend: ur mom gay
You: No u

by FUKYACHICKENSTRIPS April 12, 2019