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blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019


monkey grapplers

feet that can do the work of hands.

She dropped her pen while her hands were full. I was going to pick it up for her but she picked it up with her monkey grapplers.

by sahmcclure January 10, 2010


monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.

After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face

by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022


monkey monk monk

A non easily way to greet someone

Yo wassup monkey monk monk

by January 22, 2024


Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.

by fearedbymost December 5, 2015


Monkey Arms

What happens to your arms when you are continually patting yourself on your back...

John had monkey arms after he finished his project.

by scooter133 June 15, 2016


Monkey With No Sack

This defines a monkey that is missing its sack. This means they can have no children so they are lonely, This defines what it means to have no sack as a Silver Back Gorilla

Wow this Monkey With No Sack is very sad.

by wdkwhdkwhjwd January 31, 2024