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An anal explosion of vapourized poop particals
Hey bro did you fart?
Why yes i did
Gross
A fart is a majestic smell coming from a rear end people like to eat them
Random girl : OMG who just farted
Other girl : not me
When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.
I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.
Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.
This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.
When you feel great intestinal pressure, but it turns out the cause of it was a small turd blocking your sphincter, leading to gas building up in your insides, that small turd is named a "Little Lord Fart Leroy" after its diminutive size yet king-sized abilities.
I thought that I really had to go to the bathroom, but it turned out to be a Little Lord Fart Leroy.
What you want to say when some random boy in a group farts and you want to ask whodunnit.
"Alright man, who is the farting boy? C'mon I need answers."
Any object which is inserted into the anus.
Fags possess many fart rods among them.