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Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky
Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy
Jason farted.
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When a menopausal women farts
"God you farted loud"
"Sorry I've got the meno-farts"
a wet fart......usually sounding like you just did a crap in your pants. Usually caused by a sweating butt and a fart.
I'm having so much fun at the water park....what was that sound? Did you just do a wiffle fart?
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When someone ejaculates in your buttocks and follows with a fart to form a cum-bubble.
Yo bro, I wanna give that bitch a bustonian fart!
a new cool trendy dance move.
Fartreus Boogietrinx used this dance move to disarm his foe,
known for being quite deadly.
hit that fart fart fart boogie, Fartreus!
when your wife looks at you and stares at you and her partner can tell shes brewing up something ferocious. a deadly fart. you can either run or sit there, take it, and save the world.
She looked at me and out came a bologna fart
A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*