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Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.
Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!
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Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.
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Something crazy girls say after you explain a joke to them.
Normal person: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Crazy Girl: I don't know, you're such a spazz
Normal Person: To get to the other side...
Crazy Girl: ooooohhhhhh gotcha... good one
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Suiside. There is a 100% chance that the first person killed will be the only person playing.
"I am very unhappy, perhaps I'll play a game of one man Russian roulette.
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Originated in Milwaukee, Wi. The term means to dance for once in front of a large group of people. Banging is a type of dance, you'd have to live in Milwaukee to know what it is.
-Everyone's dancing-
Friend 1: Ayee D you should go "bang that shit for the one time!"
Friend 2: Iight bro.
-D starts to "bang that shit" lmfao.-
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After dropping acid, proceed to have intercourse. ( preferably anal. ) proceed to pound as needed. you are at near climax, pull out. ( otherwise known as "Exodus." ) once "Exodus" has occurred, ejaculate into one eye. ( non specific as to right or left. ) the combination of loss of sight, use of acid, and extreme hilarity will cause a hallucinogenic tie died pattern to appear in the eye of said partner. ( This entry does neither condone nor condemn the use of controlled substances. ) ENJOY!!
I gave this girl a one eyed tie dye. It was awesome until she got up and chased me.As a result of the lack of depth perception she fell down her front steps.
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In simple terms, going for a Wank.
Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.