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A long stick protruding out of a boy crotch and rarely a girls. It is used to impregnate people and make them horny bitches and sluts
Boy: Hey wanna ride on my penis?
Girl: Hell yeah!
* Girl undresses
Boy: You have one too?
Girl: yeah man.
i have a very big penis
i would love my big penis in a toaster -jacob
i have a very big penis
i want my big penis inside a toaster -Jac
a man's dick
a dick can make someone's right arm extremely buff
"hey did you see how he faps"
"yeah he puts his penis in a glove"
A long thing that the homies jerk
Uhhhhh fuck my penis is so bigggg
Another way to say penis but more classy
If you've ever watched the show shameless.
Eddie to a rebellious Karen:
“That’s your teenage-diseased mind talking. You tasted peni, now you’re just crazy”
This is the sign of two lovers, in a heartbroken relationship, one gets squashed by a shoe, and the other, doesn’t care about them.
“Oh they’re a Penis”
“I heard the tall one is going to be hit by a shoe..”