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A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.
P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!
a person who’s taking a long time, playing, procrastinating or just not really interested.
You catting off we were supposed to be gone a while a go.
You a cat I knew you didn’t want to do it.
I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.
A gay and homo af game for little kids who has no friends to play with
he has no friends he must be playing Cats and boots
The cat poops on the floor plus the bed and if all because we left for one day..the cat now has depression and shit on u and me plus makes a cacophony! (I am now Dr.Suess) HAHAAHAH
SugarPlum (The Cat) took a shat again!
The Heppest Coolest Stylish Groovie Sophisticated Individual, anywhere.
He is a Ultra Cool Hep Cat, he makes everyone else look square.
(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"