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When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it
Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?
Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it
Ryan W: it was you lachlan.
Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again
(Noun) Someone who encourages their fellow farters and lifts them up from a place of shame.
Being the good fart advocate that I am, I choose not to fart shame my friends!
A dramatic windmilling arm motion intended to waft your special creation in the general direction of your friend or partner
Phil is an expert in fart fanning, his wife wants to have him declared an environmental hazard by the EPA
A fart of such strong intensity that it can be tasted, and remains of which linger in the nose and mouth.
Everyone cleared the room after eating the dog’s fart sandwich.
A sequence of farts making one continuous symphony of squeak noises.
Dude1: yo what the fuck!
Dude2: sorry man, the lunch burritos made me rhythm fart.
1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.
"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."
When a man gets so old that when he lays on his back his balls cover his ass hole
"Dude I woke up last night laying on my back when I farted so hard my fart flaps landed on my stomach, they are suppose to be snug under my dick"