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When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.
I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.
When someone starts throwing up random finger patterns trying to mock gang signs
Guy 1: Hey why is steve throwing up those weird gang signs
Guy 2: Hes not he's just throwing fingers
When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft
How was the date?
Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy
WOW!
the gentle art of fucking anything or everything one touches. used to descibe ones actions, or directed at someone else who fucks up royally on a regular basis.
thats the third catch he's dropped today, fucking love fingers..
Not that….
it’s the finger all your life rings go on (promise ring, engagement ring, wedding ring)
the love finger is the ring finger on the left hand
O- put it on the love finger
M- awh okay
means that you’re team is insanely good at soccer if you all hold up 4 fingers
there soccer team is so good because they’re holding up 4 fingers up ⚽️
Fingering someone's ass after they have been jizzed in
I fingered Kim ass ass after Dan came in him and got snowy fingers