When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.
Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard
A martial artist or any fighter fixated on only fighting and not the logistics of it in terms of safety, practicality, or morally.
They only like to fight for the sake of fighting.
"Dude Declan was wondering if you wanted to spar later today?"
"Hell no, he's a brawl monkey I don't want to end up in the hospital"
Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.
John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.
Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with
(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."
(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."
Derogatory name used for Canadians because they refuse to accept that America is better and will win any tariff war.
Conor McDavid is such a fucking Tariff Monkey.
Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.
My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.
having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing
she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!