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Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.

While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"

by OwlieSaunder December 15, 2018


partial friend

A relationship where they establish a support system without any intention of actually caring.

"Are you okay?"
"Yes."
"Cool," leaves, that's such a partial friend, no hug, no sympathy, no follow up, just no fucks given

by izziebela September 15, 2021


Pink Friend

Fourteen inches of pink latex. The best bong a boy could ask for.

I love you pink friend.

by jacob978giles June 27, 2022


Going to talk with his friend Will

a period of time where Cade loses focus on everything in his vicinity and leaves his initial group of friends, this is to “go talk with his friend Will” but everyone knows that he’s actually got a crush on one of the girls Will is hanging out with and it’s obvious she doesn’t care

Logan: Hey have any of you seen Cade?

Colin and Aaron: Oh he said he was going to talk with his friend Will.

by ragingrhino55 March 13, 2022


Friends Christian School

UMMM 7th grade at this school sucks and the popular girls are so klicky and lame and sporty

ANNOYING = Friends Christian School

by EhhIMnotWeird January 29, 2023


your best friend

Is your opposite.Instead of you he is a good,healthy and responsable person.He is very sociable and all people likes he.

You:Who is the best person you have ever met?
X: Your best friend

by youuoy November 15, 2021


internet friends

a type of friends that you met on the internet or social medias.

"i met my internet friends on a social media platform"

by replies November 30, 2022