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Jimmy the cat

A very handsome young lad who loves to nap and sleep and eat and all that jazz

Jimmy the cat is really fucking sick, gotta love that adorable bastard

by Doddde September 7, 2019


cat on the wall

Someone, especially a woman, who has no morals, who is disloyal, and who acts like a parasite.

Arey you know Joga? She's cat on the wall, stay away from her!

by DeepikaNB July 25, 2020


give the cats a chance

when someone is a bad singer

when someones doing karaoke ''Hey give the cats a chance fella''

by Reacher67UK November 11, 2022


fat fucking cat

a really fat fucking cat

a really FAT RETARD CAT sometimes named beefus or chonkus and therefore is always a fat fucking cat.

Hey look there's a fat fucking cat.

by faghater6996 March 6, 2024


Explosive Cat Syndrome

When you scrape a cat’s fat ass with a ps4 controller and it sprays shit on your collars shirt

Tim A cat did Explosive Cat Syndrome on me

Anthony Sorry ;)

by Ltcm anthony June 14, 2022


Cat lock

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.

"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"

by VValt Disney October 4, 2022


sloppy cat cafe

To perform cunnilingus voraciously.

Johnny asked Jane if he could go to the Sloppy Cat Cafe with her.

by Priecher February 14, 2018