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National head day

April 19th When you’re king or queen gives you some good head

Man: aye it’s national head day
Girl: I got you hunny * proceeds to suck til cum*

by Joseph tocan April 19, 2018

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Mr. Potato Head

When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.

"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'

by Tumadreesatutafeo March 30, 2010

19πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Mo-Ham-Head

Mo-Ham-Head is a kewler way to say The Prophet Muhammad.

"You Mo-Ham-Head suck my dick dude!"

"Yeh Bitch get down on your hands and knees, and work that cock, cockmaster!"

by The Moody Poet January 4, 2008

42πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


knob/nob head

Similar to the term "poser". A nob head is a person trying to gain attention by bringing themselves down socialy. This kind of action may annoy most people rather than entertain. Nob heads only distribute entertainment when a large ammount of alcohol is consumed.

"look at patric over ther trying to pull his undies out of his pants. what a knob/nob head!"

"Hey, thats mine! Dont be such a knob/nob head!"

by Tony Shenton July 13, 2006

23πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Wetting the Dad's Head

The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.

Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.

by Gourmet November 29, 2007

14πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


My heads farting

A state of confusment and uncertainty

Miss I don't know what you're talking about, my heads farting

by Urbandictionary13345. June 9, 2017

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fat head ass

One's who head is of a abnormally large circumference.

Person #1: yo I just got this new fitted

Person #2: oh yea? What size is that
Person #1: A size 8
Person #2: witcho fat head ass .... head built like a ford truck

by 2219tflewis February 11, 2017

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž