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Cranberry fart

A fart that gets trapped in either bedding or clothing and much later when the farter moves, the rancid ghost of last night’s dinner is unleashed having “lingered”, thusly olafactory senses are offended by the cranberry fart.

Sister: OMG! Did you just fart?
Brother: I sure did but that was 5 minutes ago.
Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger?

Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.

by Keeping the Auntie status October 17, 2022


hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.

She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.

by Lotharian October 11, 2020


fart boxer

The pummleing of ones asshole with your tongue .....licking anus... making out with ones buttox .

I tongue punched that hos fartbox last night ...I'm a champion fart boxer.

by Dilsnicks inferno March 5, 2018


Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action

"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."

by DarcyDog December 21, 2018


Brake your fart box

When a man says he will "break your fart box" that means that he is planning on interduesing you to rough and painful anal sex. When a female says that, that means at some point she will force an object ( most of the time large) in to your anal cavity.

" if you don't stop saying that crazy stuff I'ma brake your fart box"

by Rocksaw_fartbox36 October 6, 2019


Yew Fart

Organization founded in 2020 by Sir Yew Fart. Many organization meetings include sports activities or study groups, but mostly for talking shit about someone or something.

Who are those sketchy people?

Oh they are from Yew Fart.

by rbkaahlla November 26, 2021


Guiness Fart

A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.

"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"

by Ehwhy August 11, 2020