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Cummings

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.

John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"

by DominicCummins May 25, 2020


cummings

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.

I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.

by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020


Cummings

An old lady thinking she knows everything wants to rule Regis middle school

Don’t be a Cummings Constance

by Lmao2993 November 8, 2021


Cummings

A lier

A simp

Malibu most wanted type behavior aka b rad

“Stop bummings with me”
“Your lady smashes the gang and you blame the gang”
“Stop being a Cummings you don’t sell bricks

by KINGOFTHETHROP October 22, 2020


Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit

S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?

by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 8, 2016


Cum overload

When you have to much cum that is fills your dick entirely with seamen more than the water in Africa

cum overload inbound

by The wisdom man January 30, 2020


Sissy cum slut

A submissive feline man who dresses and acts like a young boy. He loves guzzling and choking down milky white semen from other men.

Person 1: Jack acts like a fucking sissy cum slut

Person 2: I know, they’re a sponge for cum

by JasonP83673 February 5, 2024