Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.
Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
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Bla: When you eat an excessive amount of food only to have an urge to eat more things. You usually end up eating more than the original consumption of the average human.
I am so hungry I could eat the entire selection of hot pockets in the store fridge. I think I have Black Hole Stomach Syndrome.
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The triple black af1 is known as the most devious shoe to ever be worn, if you see a young man / a group of young men wearing these shoes please run as far away as you possibly can and try to post your location on social media in case you get slaughtered
"Yo cuz i just got robbed for my chain and watch"
"What was the dude wearing bruh, we finna hunt his ass down"
"He was wearing them triple black space academy 1s or whatever"
"OH HELL NAW, u mean black air force 1s, we gotta stay away or we gonna get shot, just go buy a new chain"
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What all black crayons should be named.
Person 1: What's your favourite crayola colour?
Person 2: Void of existential anguish black.
Person 1: Oh. That's nice..
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A game set in the 1960's released November 9th, 2010. Absoultely the best Call of Duty games released yet. Unfortunately it can interfere with some important plans, dates, events, etc.
Girl: Hey, wanna go make out later?
Guy: I can't sorry, I gotta go home and play Call of Duty Black Ops.
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An African American prostitute with braces
This black hooker I picked up once started to blow me and it killed. I later realized she was a Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
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