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The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
A reception room, more notable in historical buildings, where one may excuse themselves to emit gas from the anus without judgement or scrutiny from peers.
Please flip over and fluff the pillows in the Fart Parlour as they are looking a little flat.
I do not need to use the lavatory so I will relieve my stomach pains in the Fart Parlour
A fart that you intentionally let in a crowd to allow everyone to bask in the ambience of your passed gas. fart, pass gas, rip one, biff, silent but deadly, poot, crowd, group
I had to drop a community fart on the crowd of the opposing team. They beat us, but I got them back.
A fart-narc is a friend who will share unfavourable stories about you, usually in order to bring other people together.
More simply a fart-narc is a friend who will narc your farts.
“I love Tim but is the worst fart-narc we know. Don’t tell him your business or he’s gonna make you sound five times worse to anyone who will hear it.”
Fart filter when speaking about someone who talks a lot of shit knowing to filter what they say
You know when talking to him you need a fart filter
Sex with a women who is prone to queefing.
Me and the wife fart wrestled last night
When your fart comes out really fast, and smells bad, but does not make any noise