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When inmates get one hour to go outside.
It's recreation time! Line up at the door!
When your friend doesn’t know how to use a tampon so you all gather in the bathroom to teach her
friend 1- GUYS ITS TAMPON TIME
friend 2- oh god
friend 1- I CANT FIND THE HOLE
friend 3- ITS RIGHT HERE
Caleb C is the biggest bullshitter you will ever meet! He will say false things and lie! Beware of his bullshiterness it’s insanely hard to deal with. He is French so that could be why…
My boyfriend is the biggest bullshitter of all time
When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.
1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
When it's time to get a midnight-2 am snack
Yo it's 1 am my time, a.k.a fridge time.
Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
Similar to good morning ect but if your talking to multiple people from different time zones