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The yet to be made BET version of Two And A Half Men.
After Tyler Perry's house of baby momma's we got Two And A Half Black People!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!
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The original form of Black Metal, famous for its satanic lyrical content as well as its lo-fi hardedge musical backing.
Black Metal its purist form. Used to reference bands such as Emperor, Mayhem, DarkThrone, Burzum, and more recently Gorgoroth and Immortal. Newer bands in the third wave of black metal do NOT qualify as True Norwegian Black Metal. (sorry Dimmu)
Dimmu Borgir kicks ass but is not true Norwegian black metal.
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Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.
Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
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After watching Big Juicy Black Men Porn for 1 week straight, I understand the reason I was born, nay the reason humans even exist! It was all for this, Big Juicy Black Men Porn.
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Why go out and touch grass when you can spend 30 hours a day watching Big Juicy Black Men Porn? Big Juicy Black Men Porn provides you with all the necessary human interaction that you need and will EVER need.
It is scientifically proven that watching Big Juicy Black Men Porn increases your physical strength and endurance SIGNIFICANTLY, you'll even get a MAJOR increase in intellect!.
Watching Big Juicy Black Men Porn has not only gotten me a chiseled chin, chad jawline, 9 packs and several instances of testicular torsion (from jerking off too much). It has also ensured that humanity will go down a path of prosperity.
Great job, Big Juicy Black Men Porn You are truly the of all time!
Person A: "God I love porn."
Person B: "Which type of porn?"
Person A: "I have many kinks, inflation, impregnation, BDSM Cum Monsters, amputees and so much more. But my favorite genre has to be Big Juicy Black Men."
Person B: "You have good taste, I love Big Juicy Black Men as well."
Person A: "Wanna make out?"
Person B: "Fuck yeah."
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Bla: When you eat an excessive amount of food only to have an urge to eat more things. You usually end up eating more than the original consumption of the average human.
I am so hungry I could eat the entire selection of hot pockets in the store fridge. I think I have Black Hole Stomach Syndrome.
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The triple black af1 is known as the most devious shoe to ever be worn, if you see a young man / a group of young men wearing these shoes please run as far away as you possibly can and try to post your location on social media in case you get slaughtered
"Yo cuz i just got robbed for my chain and watch"
"What was the dude wearing bruh, we finna hunt his ass down"
"He was wearing them triple black space academy 1s or whatever"
"OH HELL NAW, u mean black air force 1s, we gotta stay away or we gonna get shot, just go buy a new chain"
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What all black crayons should be named.
Person 1: What's your favourite crayola colour?
Person 2: Void of existential anguish black.
Person 1: Oh. That's nice..
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