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gae

mom gae lmao

by THE AND AT October 25, 2019


Mom

The woman I love and make love to everyday

I love fucking your mom

by Queznarts exploration July 31, 2019


mom

a mom is everything. When you go through a breakup or anything bad, she is always there for you. she makes you food, she gives you a house and sometimes makes your bed. she is hilarious and funny and will always make you laugh, or even pee your pants. Even though you might yell, argue, or disagree with her she always will always love you more than you will ever know.

my mom is the best.

by baby.yoda_and_bb8.forlife November 28, 2019


Mom

Made
Of

Money

Me: “can we get McDonald's?”
Mom: “do you think I'm made of money?”
Me: “Mom stands for Made Of Money!!”
Mom: *glares at me*

by UrLazyFry March 4, 2022


Mom

The person who introduced me to "Your Name", the best selling anime movie of all time. She watched it with me and my brother twice. Through every part. YES, YOU WEEBS OUT THERE, YES, THE TIT SCENE IN THE BEGINNING MY MOTHER SAT THROUGH AND WATCHED IT WITH 2 TEENAGE BOYS. SHE IS THE BEST MOM IN THE FUCKING WORLD I BET YOU WISH YOU HAD A MOM LIKE THAT SHE WATCHEDAN ANIME AND ENJOYED IT HOW DOES IT FEEL

Friend 1: yo Noahs' mom likes Makoto Shinkai

Friend2: I wish my mom would watch anime with me I watched that one anime scene in kill bill and she slapped me and called me a weeb.

by Austin Powerz January 16, 2021


Mom

Somewhat who acts like an idiot typically behind an computer screen and has zero friends.

Yo why did that bro TK me, fucking momo.

by ghbual January 7, 2022


Mom

who I do in the bedroom

I did ur mom

by Fusion Boy23 September 15, 2022