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A lot of people say a dog is a man's best friend, but obviously those people have never explored themselves.
Penis; I love having sex with my penis
A sexual toy that someone named Noah likes to use a lot
Penis is so good for I
Something men lose after cheating on their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/area51escapee #theycantstopusall
Jesus mate me wife chopped me penis off after she saw mw having sex with her chav mate clarissa
The thing above your balls wich a man uses to fuck the girls mostly the biggest PENISES belong to alfies
oh shit your PENIS is big
Something you want in ur mouth or ass
A vigina is a girls penis
Bob put his penis in my belly button
1.Noun: plural:penises, a.k.a:cock, dick, prick, shlong, THE THICKNESS(to quote Stan Smith)
The male reproductive organ where orgasms and sperm which if your not careful can get your onenightstand or significant other to transform that sperm into a weird looking seamonkey/xenomorph alien lookalike, eventually it turns into your spawn and heir to your throne and vast riches should the child proove worthy one day..but that's if your into women. If your into penis and asshole well then first off hit me up lmao;where was I oh right, then your all set but be smart, wear a condom regardless of the situation....nobody wants an STD.
2}Noun: The part of a man's body that is just the bees knees, quite beautiful occasionally, and just plain awesome, it feels amazing
When it's erect and is stroked and or inserted into a vagina(so ive been told) or a man's ass, and will eventually erupt with an entirely to short but just fuckin sweet wave of euphoria and cum(differing each time you bust a nut)then you are left hopefully in some form of post-coital bliss with a deep sense of satifaction as you catch your breath and light up a smoke...but seriously now, real talk~ whether gay or straight we've (& I mean the VAST MAJORITY of MEN) all of us mostly secretly to ourselves and kept deep deep down hidden from view of the public have thought about trying out some penis whether it's just to experiment or whatever it's not a big deal.
So yea that's my definition of The ALMIGHTY PENIS.
MALE FRIEND: "Hey Vince, would you like to come over to my place and check out and compare each other's penises?"
ME: "OH I am so down with that I just manscaped the pubes above my penis to the shape of a lightning bolt!"
MALE FRIEND/VINCENT: "No fuckin way bro, your not gonna believe this but so did I!! Get you and your penis over here like right now!!!"
Penis is someone who is shy but pretty sexual and wants to date anyone he meets. It’s also a body part
He is a gigantic penis. That penis over there? Bruh he a penis