New parks is an absolute shit hole of a place in leicester
I’d rather live in braunstone then New parks
Home to Yale University, the #1 College in America, also where all the bad bitches and future world leaders reside. Haters (Harvard) call it Big Bro, Lovers call it the Dirty Have.
New Haven is 100x better than Cambridge!
1. (Noun) Someone who is incapable of acknowledging the dystopian society that is currently present.
2. (Noun) A medically inferior, indoctrinated IT person, with early stages of balding, blindly defends corrupt corporations.
3. (Noun) A Big Brother worshipper.
Note: No longer used as a derogatory term against gays/lesbians.
Amanda: "I tried to kindly explain to my date that the world we live in is not what it seems - he just squealed and called me a conspiracy theorist!"
Kylie: "Oh, he's just another weak-spermed, brainwashed FAG."
Amanda (whispering): "Hey, we're in a gay bar - please don't use that term!"
Kylie: "Oh, my bad. Didn't you know? Go on Urban Dictionary and search the word, 'Fag (new)'!"
A small town it Connecticut where spoiled white kids thrive. If you don't have at least one kid that plays one of the following: soccer
Lax
Football
Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
New Canaan is the place where everyone owns at least 3 cars.
new canaan is a place that when you live there you realize that...
In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.
Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.
Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.
You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.
Definition of the girls in one word is visco.
Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.
School is a lot harder than you think.
Lacrosse is overrated.
Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.
Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
person one: “where are you moving to?”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
Something that is new and it rocks
Wow that cake is a new banger!
The State of New York is a state in The United States of America, on the east coast not the west. North of Pennsylvania and south of Ontario, Canada.
Guy 1: Hey you wanna go to the state of New York?
Guy 2: Yeah sure