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Possibly the greatest holiday ever. Every Tuesday, the coolest people wear their favorite piece of clothing that has a cat depicted on it.
Bro, I got to tightest fit for next Cat Tuesday
A lonely woman, mostly in her 30 or 40s, that tends to call herself cat mum instead of pet owner and not married with children. The person typically also has feminist/childfree views and uses the term as a coping mechanism to show others how „independent“ and „happy“ she is with her choice.
She is 35 and still only has hookups and no stable relationships. She will surely end as a cat mum.
A person who complains a lot and never relaxes. Often comes across bitchy and judgy, secretly needs love. Alternative slang word for bitch / pussy.
Why is he being such a femme cat? He needs to chill out.
Don't be a femme cat about it, stop whining.
When you dog in the bath tub her, and your dick is still in her vagina.
I just had the best sex, i tried the cat in the sink.
A spectrum used to rate women incrementally using detriments rather than an integer inside a domain. A 1 on the CAT scale means the girl has something in her life or demeanor that warrants a negative perception equal to that of owning 1 cat (as owning a cat is obviously an easily measurable detriment to somebody's desirability). For instance, a girl being medically obese would be about 4 cats. Nobody would want to date a girl with 4 cats.
"EW Emily can't squat 225?! That's easily a 3 on the CAT scale"
"She asked me my zodiac sign right away. 2 cats right off the bat!"
noun
A funny cat man who falls in love with people online.
Jeremy The Cat is quite weird.