When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart
"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."
To fart into the palm of your hand and quickly hold it up to a near person of disliking.
"Dude! Did you see Peter fart palm Taylor over there!"
When you fart out of your crotch.
I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!
when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
A ferocious penis fart when a person is giving head and cum comes out as gas
I was trying to practice giving head with a blow up doll but my slong had a Ferocious Penis Fart made my doll pop
Someone or something who looks pretty but is really crummy
bruce Jenner is a real fart cupcake everyone thinks she's pretty then they look down