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cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.

My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.

by Domazz691 September 17, 2023


spider monkey league

Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"

League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.

Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.

by Meglodon904 October 20, 2020


Door Monkey

A Door Monkey is a Door Lock and Pinch Guard used to clamp onto doors. It is a child safety product.

We need to get some Door Monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.

by Door Monkey Door Lock November 29, 2013


Nigerian Monkey Buns

The birth place of Timmy Longwiener, The australian drawn penis.

"Where is timmy born?"
kyle-"Nigerian monkey buns!"

by |}{POIUYTREWQASDFGHJKL::> May 22, 2025


chetta monkey

A black male who can run fast

Man, did you see that chetta monkey at the track meet?

by KingOfNerds May 31, 2017


big word stand for monkeys evolution

yea

big word stand for monkeys evolution kill your self

by peniscum123 March 18, 2023


Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020