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October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome
Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day
October 26 is national push your friend Kevin down the stairs day
1:"dude I wanna mess with Kevin but I don't want to be an asshole"
2:"push him down the stairs"
1:"wtf no"
2:"come on it's October 26"
1:"okay fine"
This day is called: Call your best friend sen day, aka October 26th.
on this day you must refer to your best friend(s) as one of the following: senor, sensei, senpai, or senorita. this is not optional.
Me: Hi senorita!
My best friend: What are you talking about?
Me: It's October 26th, which is call your best friend sen day!
National Hug and hold hands day with yo BF or GF
Boy: it's October 26
Girl: ok
Boy: give me your hand
*holds hand*
Girl: Aww
*blushes*
*and give her a hug*
national girl hug a boy day ,, girls get to hug any boy they want :)
"Nation Girl Hug a Boy day is October 26!"
Kick ur blond, ugly, curly hair , stupid af best friend day
“It’s October 26 “
“curly, blond haired friend “ahhhhh”
National Humiliation Day
The day where in some way you’ll find yourself in an unfortunate embarrassing situation
Hey, I wouldn’t go to that dance if I were you, it’s on October 26.
Why?
It’s national humiliation day, I don’t think it’ll end well.