She understood the assignment

A phrase used when someone is giving it 110%

Weather it’s what they’re doing, what they’re wearing, someone who is really on top of their shit

She slayed that outfit, she understood the assignment!

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shes just a friend

She's not just a friend, retreat! That nigga is lying and using your stupid ass, leave him yesterday if he won't stop talking to a girl your not comfortable with him talking to and if you have to ask him more thank once to not talk to her angmore.

Girlfriend: hey who is she, I don't understand why you guys talk so much?
Boyfriend: babe don't worry shes just a friend I don't like her like that even though I give her more attention than you.
Girlfriend : *stupidly* oh okay I believe you.

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She wants the D

when a chick wants your cock in and around her mouth/vagina.

"Fool, she wants the d"
"Yeah, i'd let her"

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Anal she wrote

Sticking a sharpie into a girls ass with the tip pointed out. You then have sex with said girl doggy-style, and when you are done decipher what "she wrote."

While doing "anal she wrote," it looks like she drew a panda.

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she said that

she said that: similar to that's what she said, but better. it's shorter and sweeter.

Two friends stand looking at the Empire State Building.
Friend A: "It's so big!"
Friend B: "She said that."

Two friends go out for burgers.
Friend A: "I can't fit the whole thing in my mouth."
Friend B: "She said that."

Friend B always wins.

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she’s just a friend

marinette

adrien: me going after marinette? no, she’s just a friend

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She Can Get It

Usually said to or about someone who is really attractive and who you would have sexual relations with.

*Girl on the phone and texting a guy.

Girl on end of the phone - "Who you texting?
Girl on phone - "Oh, just Mark"
Girl on end of phone - "Oh well, Tell him I said 'Hi'"
Girl on phone - "Mark, Nicole said Hi"
Mark - "Nicole,... Oh SHE CAN GET IT!"

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