Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

Slab snails

A slab snail is when a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.

Damn look at those slab snails... beautiful imprints of the future endeavors inwhich were about to embark on...

Slab snail

When a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.

Damn... look at those slab snails! So beautiful. I cant wait to get all up in that wet pussy. I gotta have it.

Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw

After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.

The Snail

"The Snail" is worshipped by anybody who plays the game called "War Thunder". The reason this is is because the logo of the creator of the game "Gaijin Entertainment" has a snail in it. Therefore it is worshipped.

"Why weren`t you in school yesterday?"
"I`m sorry The snail told me to play War Thunder all day yesterday."

the snails

Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.

Time to take the snails for a long walk...

The Snail

The Snail is a sexual ritual in which after you cum in a girl she scooches her ass on the floor leaving a trail of cum behind. The Snail is popular in some cultures. Especially the trailer park

Bill:Dude I just had sex

Frank: Did she do The Snail?