I lost the game

Something that was only moderately entertaining in Kindergarden to begin with and which some cretins just cannot fucking give up.

A: "I lost the game! HURR"
B: "HAHAHA LOL NOW I LOST IT TOO"
A: "OH NO WE ARE LOSERS!!! BAWWWW"
B: "BAWWWWW"
A: "I AM JUST SOOOOO ADHD!!"
B: "ME TOO!"
A: "Well time to watch more Lazytown reruns!"
B: "Haha yeah we are so ~*wacky and random*~"

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Lost Media Archive

A place where a bunch of dumbass kids go to write about minor pieces of lost media related to their favorite shows. An endless circlejerk of poorly written articles.

I went onto the Lost Media Archive today and I laughed my ass off at the terrible articles.

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LoSt CuaZe

The top EMCEE at Verdugo Hills High rocks the small ghetto town of Tujunga.
aka as jonny

YO LoSt CuaZe Flipped!
U c LoSt CuaZe skeet on that skeeza.
your the fuckin man LoSt CuaZe!

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Lost his watch

another phrase for fisting as you may loose your watch if you are in the act of fisting

"Jay lost his watch last night with a girl who had a bucket"

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dishevelled lost boy

Luke

Luke is a dishevelled lost boy

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lost your lunch

Another word for ejaculation

Hannah: I watched 50 Shades of Gray last night.

Beatrice: Oh I bet you lost your lunch... That movie is very steamy.

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Lost My Hat

The term "I lost my hat" is used as a general response, when a person is astounded or baffled at something, be it a person's idiocy or unwarranted self-praise. The term can also be used as a response to another person's completely lackluster news.

Idiot: "How do you spell red?"
You: "You're so stupid that I just lost my hat."

Freak: "My cat can stand on its hind legs for a whole FOUR SECONDS."
You: "I just lost so much of my hat that I had to go find it in China and take a plane back here."

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