Random
Source Code
Random
To fap in the midst of a discord/skype/etc. call without anyone knowing. Usually resulting in the person muting themselves if they are found out.
Bro, are you hearing this sound?? Ohh, George just muted himself.
Don't tell me he's ghost fapping again...
This is a type of vent you do in a form of masturbating.
Man, I just got dumped... I need to vent fap to it off my mind.
Like the great Shaolin Monks of the majestic Tibetan Monasteries, fap aficionados must go through incredible amounts of training and meditation to achieve seminal enlightenment.
Now, there are two key words that all fap aficionados must know: speed and endurance.
The average joe will often finish masturbating in 9-15 minutes, as studies show. However, a fap aficionado will be able to blow these times out of the water with a staggering 45 seconds-2 minutes (and that takes dedication!).
To be able to go so hard, the fap aficionado must learn how to endure the pain and sheer intensity of the “2-minute quickie”, as this is a very hard thing to do. One must exercise their hand muscles to the point of being able to crush an unripe walnut with one singular hand.
But this is not all, young child, the fap aficionado must also know how to do the fap and piss maneuver. This specific technique takes ages to master, and can cause the “doer” of the task extreme pain, or even nut shut.
With these skills and traits combined, anyone who has a penis can master their shaft and become one of the greats.
Marv: Bro, you’ll never get done in time, the teacher’s gonna ask where you are!
Billy: Relax Marvin, I’m a fap aficionado, I can handle this.
An animated, ephemeral version of a dick pick, often shared through the popular Snapchat social platform.
"Hey, I think you're very attractive, here's a fap snap!"
A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.
Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.
For males, this is when you spin your cock around while you are ejaculating, or 'cumming'. You can also add whipped cream on the head for an 'awesome' affect. This term was created by Spunchbish from Ifunny.
"I did the fapping helicopter."
When an individual does not settle for just the simple
type of porn; but many. When someone goes far
and wide around the internet fapping to a variety of
types of porn/pornsites. This could go hentai to realistic porn,
furry porn to Mia khalifa, basically, exploring whilst
fapping!
Endings: Fap explorer, Fap explore, Fap exploration
Craig: I dont know what to jack off to, i should probably start
fap exploring .