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When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.
Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.
Intelectual who is so bored that they become a god
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Bow to me scum
Someone committed to completely satisfying their parnter and not worried about putting on a pretty show.
I love my wife, she's a great mom and my bestfriend, that's why she's my grade-a ole basement whore.
The lips grow every single day.
Dang bro you got them big ole lips
Refers to a woman with a big posterior.
Serena Williams got a big ol' spread.
When you have a cunty roommate so you jerk off onto the shower knobs and leave it, knowing she is waiting to shower next.
Anastasia was a bitch to you, should have snuck in and given her the ‘ol rich english brah
A generic archetype for an anecdotal old person or animal; usually derogatory when used towards an old man ie, geezer, but can be used as a term of endearment for pets that resemble an old man .
"Just remember to pay ol' Man Mcgee his dues!" (using terse air quotes around Ol' man McGee, insinuating that this person is old, crotchety and greedy)
"Oh look at that old man dog, he's so cute! Look at me, I'm ol' man Mcgee!" (said while playing with the dog using affectionate dog speech)
"Hey kids, I'm ol' man McGee, stay off my lawn or I'll cane ya!" (said in an Adam Sandler comedic pitch)