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Mineta monday is national eat a grape day!
Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
A week that feels like everyday is Monday.
This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.
A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.
"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."
where you dressed up with something russian on a monday. maybe every monday.
friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)
A “Montag Party” is a last minute event that was announced just a day before it takes place and is held on a Monday
Montag Party is a surprisingly dope party and lasts until the early morning hours of the next day
Typically celebrated in shared living arrangements, it needs to piss off at least 50% of the roommates to be a success
Necessary games are beer pong and seven minutes in heaven
Dylan: Yo dude! Do you remember the legendary party at schillhouse?
Max: What party dude
Dylan: Damn boi, this party on a monday
Max: sheesh boyy, THE legendary monday party?? everyone remembers it, this shit was dope!! i wish i’ll be on the guestlist next time
The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday
“Man I love Mondo Monday”
“Mondo Monday is a movement”
“Mondo Mondays are getting to Mondo”