National fuck your girlfriend day
boy: lets fuck
girl: why?
boy: cause it's 13. december
Therapy 13 is the best payola groupchat on twitter for Taylor Swift stans! They will be attending Taylor’s next tour together and possibly a secret session as well!
Twitter User 1: Who are these idiots asking if someone got kidnapped because they went inactive for like 5 hours?
Twitter User 2: Oh, that has to be Therapy 13! They’re always tweeting about the most random stuff.
On March 13th, like Mar10 day, it spells out Mar13 in reference to the Splatoon character named “Marie”.
On this day, you must play one Splatoon game featuring the character.
Person 1: Yo, man it’s March 13!
Person 2: Damn, already?
Person 1: Yeah, let’s play Splatoon 3.
Get in a bitch fight with the hoe of the school.
Hoe: walking in the hallway talking to 100 boys
Person: get’s in a bitch fight
Hoe: takes the L
Why: because it’s march 13 and nobody likes you
A day where I’m so CONFUSED BECAUSE OF THIS DANG TIME CHANGE!!!! AHH!!!!!!
But is a wonder lovely day to be yourself and SCREAM!!
I hate march 13 because if this dang time change
13 major Android operating system by Google
I just updated my phone to Android 13 and one of the features I like is how you can set languages on different apps
July 13th is overs day! But if your lonely I'm so sorry 😂
Random girl: hey babe it's July 13 so it's lovers day!
Random boy: oh cool good thing we're dating!