June 14

People born on this day are clowns

Person: When's your birthday?
Person 2: June 14th
Person: Shit man sucks to share a birthday with donald trump
In unison: clown

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July 14

If you are born on july 14th you can ask any girl and they have to send you nudes.

You: Send nudes
Her: no ew
You: But it is july 14 and my birthday so you have to.
Her: Damn i forgot

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August 14

National send nudes to a friend day. The day your are obliged to send a friend who gets none at least one nude selfie

"Hey you know its august 14th right!"
"Heres to my friend who gets no bitches u incel"

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Rule # -14

Don't masturbate while at your grandmothers house.

unless u live with your grandmother, then it's ok.

Granny: "Hey Jimmy, why the funny face? eat your dinner."
Jimmy: "Just a sec."
Granny: "Are you masturbating?"
Jimmy: Uh... *Cum shoots up and hits grannys face* No...
Granny: Rule # -14!

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18:14

The time at which I am writing this

nvm, It's not 18:14 it's 18:15 now

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October 14

Prat for your anime crushes day 😃👍🏼

Why doesn’t Todoroki exist....WELP IMMA PRAY TODAY INSTEAD OF CRYING BC IT’S OCTOBER 14!

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September 14

National annoy boys day! Any Classmate Friend or Dumbass Guy! Kick a Nick, Annoy a Jake, Punch a Weston And hit a David in the head. All girls love this day!

Girl #1 : Aw man a guy in my class is SO annoying!

Girl #2 : Its September 14.

Girl #1 : So?

Girl #2 : Its National annoy a boy day

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