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Even a broken clock is right twice a day

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.

"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

by Big Ern December 17, 2004

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Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine

When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.

This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.

by DoctorPool October 18, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


National drag a broken short person day

On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission

Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!

by not not not benjamin September 27, 2022

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i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

An X song, You dumb fuck

I plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

You pussy
Stay down
You claim that you shootin', but hey
You know but you stickin' them rounds
Young nigga like Chucky, No cheese
Don't talk cause they comin', lil g
Yo mama was birthin', but she
She suckin' and fuckin' for free

by Eggacion December 30, 2017


broken penis torture method #4

When a biological male is tortured by stripping him naked, handcuffing his arms and legs behind his back, forcing him into a headgear that holds his head back, and injecting viagra into his veins. When he becomes erect, the penis is fastened to his stomach and groin so that it is fixed exactly perpendicular to his stomach. His handcuffs are secured to a hook on the end of a rope that is attached to the ceiling so that he hangs perpendicular to the ceiling. The rope is cut and the man falls directly onto his penis, causing it to break and become absolutely mangled.

I canโ€™t believe he cheated on me! Iโ€™m gonna call randy to kidnap that cunt and perform broken penis torture on him. I know method #4 is one of the more expensive options but itโ€™s worth. I think broken penis torture method #4 will teach this cunt trashcan cheating jar of horsecum fucker a lesson!

by faglord69xdxd December 21, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck

A nickname given to someone who canโ€™t play volleyball without breaking their leg.

That Euan boy canโ€™t play volleyball without breaking his leg, Heโ€™s a mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck

by Iโ€™m not a mongo December 23, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


She was a bleeding soul who loved his broken heart

You had been broken so many times. You still loved him knowing you were both broken. You had a broken soul, he had a broken heart, but you stuck together... until he left.

โ€œShe was a bleeding soul who loved his broken heart, even when he left and made her bleed even more.โ€

by Brokennn November 5, 2020