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The best sex doll ever. 15 dollars on amazon no problem it gives you the best sensation ever most plasticy thing ever and it feel amazing.
Damn that Judy doll really got me going last night
A voodoo doll created to give someone the shits.
Question: Lord Jesus do you have voodoo doll of me to make me have the shits?
Answer: Yes, I call it a Doodoo Doll.
A person who’s only income is to go to rodeos and “rope necks and cash checks” usually have the brains of a wooden post. And claim they’re the smartest people ever and yet have no common sense
Dumbass saddle dolls are as useful as a boar hog with tits
A person with wild hair color bonus points if the have matching eyebrows l.
Blue,green and red are common
Rare rainbow hair and eyebrows
Bro you see Becky?
Ya she died her hair and eyebrows.
Dam she's a rare troll doll
When your boyfriend/girlfriend tell you a lie to cover up another lie while pretending it was the last time they lied to you.
Similar to a Russian doll which contains a smaller doll inside, a “Jessie doll” is a lie within a bigger one.
Jessie Doll #1 : I didn’t fuck him, we only kissed!
Jessie Doll #2: I didn’t fuck him, we had some heavy petting.
Jessie Doll #3: Okay I sucked his dick and stuck a finger up his asshole, but that’s it.
Jessie Doll #4 : Look, we fucked, but his dick was so small, it doesn’t count.
Jessie Doll #5: Ok we fucked a lot while he was dating my cousin, now they are having a baby, and I owe him 2k.
A woman who serves and slays and you just know she’s the baddest in the room.
Omg look at her outfit she’s really head doll