Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake

Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"

I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom

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Dirty (Gary) Sanchez

At least Don Zimmer saw Pedro coming before he hurled the old man to the ground , even Pedro wouldn't stoop to Dirty Gary Sanchezing people.

Dirty (Gary) Sanchez -The cowardly act of sucker punching someone who is restrained and on the ground.

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Gary Busey Eyes

The condition in which someone has eyes with minds of their own and separate from the other eye. This includes one eye blinking (not in a wink either), one eye looking around while the other stays still, and obnoxious lazy eyes. Made famous by actor and trainwreck, Gary Busey. A sign of a crazy person.

Joe- Did you see the new history teacher?
Bill- Yes, she is beyond crazy and creepy.
Joe- I know. She has a wicked case of Gary Busey eyes.

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Gary Sanchez

A Gary Sanchez, is a punishment given to a fat girlfriend. while wearing a cowboy hat and clear stilletos and watching your favorite episode of GEORGE LOPEZ, insist you have sex in the family room. Straddle her and begin to tear her nose up with your man parts then right as your about to let loose, move ur l'l man to her ear and bust a nut right into her ear drum

Big jeff: yeah, me and beatrice were watching George Lopez last night
Tiny:the one wear jason shoots roids?
Big Jeff:ya, its my favorite, and she had forgot to buy me some oreo doublestuffs today at kroger....so i gave her the old Gary Sanchez
Tiny:What. A. BADASS!

angry whopper

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Fuck you gary

A thing you say when your friend is a bitch

Well fuck you gary

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gary, indiana steamer

-like a cleveland steamer, but with the runs
-receiving sexual gratification from a female's mamories, and attempting to leave fecal matter on rib cage. Instead, have runs.
-may or may not include rubbing it into the females torso.

I tried to leave a cleveland steamer on her, but all that came out was a gary, indiana steamer.

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gary glitter

Blowjob, oral sex performed by a woman to a man

Oh man, that girl just gave me a Gary Glitter in the garage, it was just unreal.

In the cabin, she was just itching to give me a Gary Glitter, but I decided to pull chute and get out of there with Stev-O

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