lemon party

this is when a group of old men are naked and give each other sexual pleasure. This can happen at any time or place it just depends if they’re in the mood, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS

OldMan1: hello kind sir would you like to come to my house for a lemon party?

OldMan2: oh yes i’m in the mood for that ;)

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Lemon daddy

Guy who wants to be a sugar daddy but can't afford to be.

Man I thought I was getting a sugar daddy but he couldn't afford it that's my lemon daddy

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bag of lemons

when a girls ass is so big/fat it dimples and/or sags.

you see that ass man? bud it prob looks like a bag of lemons without those tna pants

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lemon long

live life long and bright

hey carl don't be sad lemon long

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Rait lemon

An important ingredient in a taco that makes it irresistible to anyone, commonly inducing orgasmic feelings which result in the taco's relocation to the persons' pants.

Last night, mom and I were making tacos, and I suggested that she put some rait lemon in them. She was very accepting of this idea. Dad wasn't, but that's okay. No one cares what he thinks, anyway.

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Lemon Party

Evil incarnate. Part of the Unholy Trinity, along with Tubgirl and Goatse.

When life hands you lemons, throw a lemon party!

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Lemon Kush

Known as a freshman starting to sell and take marijuana till the end of high school for college money.

Bob sold Kate Lemon Kush so his mom can stop bitching to his dad about money for college.

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