As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*
“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”
An illness that affects metal workers and welders. Named because you build a tolerance but the weekend break allows you to be susceptible to the metal fumes again. So it is most commonly felt on monday. Also known as metal fume fever
I got Monday fever from welding earlier and now I got the shakes.
No one likes her but she always come around!
George: What's up with Keisha?
Linda: Nothing, she's a Monday Bitch.
1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.
Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.
I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water
I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send
When everything goes wrong on any given day, and it feels like a Monday.
Ugh, My computer isn't loading at all no matter what I do! Must be Monday Problems!
A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*