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Often used as a tool for indoctrination, manipulation, fear mongering, threatening children ect
Most useful as fire wood and if you’re looking to get lucky wrap paper.
Bieber: dude do you have something i can wrap this MJ in?
Trent: here’s my spare bible!
It’s an expression, currently used my tha Kardashian. It means « I swear »
So instead saying « i swear, it was delicious ! » you should say « omg BIBLE, it was delicious ! »
an ancient novel full of murder, corruption, slavery, homophobia, beastiality, incest and cruelty. it is often read to young children on a sunday.
Parent: come on kid, we're going to study the bible.
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!
a book to read to scripture of god.
(super good read)
Bella- Let’s go to crack co*caine in the school restroom
sam- no I think i’ll read mg bible instead
lovie- Ahem
The Bible is a book of GOD, it is Holy, though often contains many memes as said by the kids these days. Amen.
Dave: Oh Man, I love reading the Bible
Charlie: What’s that?
Dave: Something all the hip kids have