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A person who you text about masterbating while masterbating while they masterbate too.
Jon is my masterbation buddy. He texts me when he masterbates so that i will materbate too.
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A crush that you have for your best girl/boy friend. You usually can't help it, and it can be torture if you dont want to tell them. Could result in an amazing relationship, or a one way ticket into friendship cove.
hey you were totally checking her out, thought she was your best friend?
she is, thats the problem
lol, BUDDY CRUSH.
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The kids you had to sit/stand by in grade school because your last names were next to each other in the alphabet.
Yeah, he and I were alphabet buddies in fourth grade.
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Interjection for expressing apologies to a close person.
Sorry buddy, I am sorry dude, sorry for that.
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A person who always try's to claim fame from what a friend or "buddy" is doing or accomplishing.
Friend 1:" Hey man yall need to come down to our detail shop and get touched up. We will take care of yall, on mamas cuzz!"
Friend 2: "Foreal cuzz? You and who got the detail shop and where it's at?"
Friend 1: " Oh it's me, whoopty woo, whatchamacallit, and ole' boys spot down on the avenue. We all put our money together and got it."
Friend 2:"Damn cuzz that's what's up! Me and cuzz right here will be down there in about an hour, stay up Pimp!"
Friend 3: "man that nigga full of shit! I rapped to whoopty woo earlier this morning and he said it's him, whatchamacallit, and ole' boys shop. He say he let cuzz wash a few cars to get some change in his pocket. That nigga always buddy hustling around here!"
Friend 2: "Ha! Ha! You niggas is silly!"
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The act of two people simultaneously urinating vertically whilst consuming the other persons urine. Like bubbling however this ones about the team. Can be used in any group two or larger. To Buddy Buble is the act of conducting a Buddy Bubbler.
Person A - I'm both thirsty and I also need to pee. The problem is I have nothing to drink and no where to pee, what am I to do?
Person B - Me too, should we make a Buddy Bubbler?
Person A - sweet, you have satisfied my every need and I don't feel bad about drinking my own piss. I also appreciate that I dont need to touch your penis or look you in the eye.
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A small sized human friend that fits in your pocket. Usually someone so adorable that you just want to shrink them down and keep them.
Brianna: Oh my gosh, Leo is so cute! I just want to have him as a pocket buddy!
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