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the deluded morons above this post are totally wrong in fact it IS luke i am your father. he goes no luke i am your father watch the classic fucking movies. not the fucking bullshit new ones.
Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
Vader: No Luke, I am your father.
Luke: NO! THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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Grace is currently the father of randomperson , Emily, and flamingo. She is married to Runa | AVI IS HOT ASF | MOTHER
: ) her and her family are extremely famous and well known on Avilixo's discord server! Also- her and her family are barbs! aka nicki minaj stans!!
Grace messaged me omg!!
Grace|avi is hot asf| father???? OMG I LOVE HER!!!
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someting you don't wanna hear a random stranger tell you if you're luke.
random guy:Luke, I am your father
luke:(realizing his mother is a hoe)
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Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)
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The pinnacle of family-sexuality insults. See ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Combines 2 rhymes and flows them together flawlessly.
This insult causes the earth itself to quake, the heavens to shudder, and hell to freeze over.
Billy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: well ur dad lesbian
Billy: well ur granny tranny!
Bobby: BRO UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Billy: -glares- UR BROTHER A MOTHER AND UR DAUGHTER THE FATHER
Bobby's soul leaves his body, and his flesh liquefies. The sun darkens, and the earth shakes.
The climax to a certain situation. Usaully preceded by the "Luke..."
1. In the Movie "Friday", the "Luke, I am your father" is when, Craig whoops Deebo's ass. Yeaahh!!!
2. The "Luke I am your father" of slim bavis's life, was giving the rectal thermometer to his favorite moped.
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a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.
-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
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