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definition of a dude who has energi on mondays.
how tf are you alive ITS MONDAY?
aske: im happy
A stunningly good up-and coming band from Eastern Europe.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Aske?
Person 2: Yes, they are absolutely phenomenal!
Polite way of saying "fuck off"
Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.
Phrase often used by English football commentators to describe an aggressive player focused on creating goal-scoring chances or actual goals themselves. Side definition: Whenever a guy is on a roll in a bar/club setting with regards to approaching multiple women
Their forwards have been always asking questions throughout the second half, a goal is inevitable...
He's always asking questions whenever we run into a group of ladies; the guy is gonna get laid for sure!
if someone send you this definition on the 29 of may you have to send him as many nudes as he wants
friend 1 hey its national send someone who askes a nude day
friend 2 oh dame how many do you want
friend 1 10
To ask a question that is dangerous. It’s either really successful or it Fails outright and there is no in between
Edwin : Hey Miranda can I get a kiss?
Miranda: That’s a risky ask! Let me think about it
a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.
person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up