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An ending to a novel, television series, movie, or game that is extravagantly positive and where things only go right for the protagonists. Named for the stereotypical preteen novels that end in the protagonists enjoying the success of their adventure over a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes.
You know, having read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone over again now that I'm not 9, Dumbledore turning around and congratulating Gryffindor House for everything they thought they were getting in trouble for, to the point that they won the House Cup, looks like a real frosty chocolate milkshake ending now.
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A sex move in which a male, presumably naked, starts 30 feet away, behind a woman, also presumably naked. He then runs directly at the woman brandishing his genitalia and plows into the woman, signifying a bulldozer crashing into something.
Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.
This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.
Jill: Hey Samantha, wanna come hang out later?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?
When a man and woman are having oral intercourse and he finishes in her mouth then shits in it chewing it up gives it an oreo cookie milkshake look!
"last night my girlfriend made an oreo cookie milkshake!"
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An EPIC line used by Daniel Day Lewis, playing the character Daniel Plainview, in the movie "There Will Be Blood".
Properly used when one achieves victory or PWNage after taking something of another's when said n00b was unaware of what was going on.
Friend 1: I just found out my wife was sleeping with my brother behind my back...
Friend 2: d00d! He drank your milkshake!
Brother of friend 1: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!!
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Five guys one milkshake is the fine art of 5 men ejaculatong multiple times in a large glass. After multiple sessions of these men ejaculating in the glass they make a girl drink it. This method of insane erotica is commonly seen in
Pornography
Rihanna music videos
Keeping up with the Kardashians
Ellen
And is mostly used when a group of small white ninth graders try and make fun of you're typical blonde girl stereotype
"Yo dude we got that one girl to take part in a Five Guys One Milkshake orgy"
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to cause harm to another person (usually physical)
john:did you see the fight at dude's party last night?
jesse:yeah, zafo drank that boy's milkshake.
"i drink your milkshake! i drink it up!" *beats someone to death with a bowling pin
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In the closing scene of There Will Be Blood, Daniel Day-Lewis says this to Paul Dano to show that he has defeated thee.
A line that would not nearly be as memorable if it weren't for its pitch-perfect delivery.
"As a sports metaphor? (“Let’s face it. The Celtics drank the Knicks’ milkshake last night.”) An amorphously obscene double entendre, hearkening back to its Kelis-ian roots? (“I’d like to drink your milkshake!”) Or maybe, in a nod to the godlike venom of its utterer, a taunt: “You best back down before I drink your milkshake, bitch.”
--nymag.com
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