Thinking about you baby

The phrase "Thinking about you baby" is a term most commonly used by fuck boys in their own language. They use it to make their current female volunteers to feel good that they are the 'Only ones' that they are currently speaking too.

Ashley: Wyd babe?
JustinFuck boy: Just thinking about you baby <3
Ashley: Aww. thx babe!

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Sounds about White

To cheat someone out of something, with intent to gain personal benefit. Can also mean complete lie. A made up story. To deceive purposely.

Person 1: did you find out if she was telling the truth about where she was last night?
Person 2: she said she stayed home but everyone said they saw her at the bar with her friends.
Person 1: sounds about White.

Person 1: I bought a car from the dealership but I think it's a lemon, things have been going out on it left and right.
Person 2: yeah same thing happened to my stepdad when he purchased a car from them, I think they're shysters.
Person 1: did he return the car and get his money back?
Person 2: no they write their own contracts and the way it's written, he can't take it back even though it was a bad deal and unfortunately the laws on their side.
Person 1: Wow, that sounds about White.

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50 facts about women

Noun.
A degrogatory essay about women that one writes when one is incapable of getting laid. Thus, all of the sexual frustration becomes channeled into another activity, making one feel less pathetic.

Shit, I wish I could get some pussy without having to pay a ho. I know, I'll write an essay dissing women! That'll make me feel better...

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Take a turn about the room

An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austen novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.

Chick: Dude, my legs are really shaky after winning that drinking game.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?

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and we need to talk about it

1. a warning sign that a social justice warrior (SJW) is about to complain about something- typically existing only in their imagination- using logical fallacies and utter nonsense. esp. when in written form.

2. an indication that the complaining described above is about to commence

white people don't want to date minorities, and we need to talk about it.

white people are increasingly interested in dating minorities, and we need to talk about it.

Magic the Gathering card artwork features Templar Knights, and we need to talk about it

don't make a cluck about it

Don't make a fucking big deal out of it. Don't lose your shit over it. Don't have a cow, dude.

If no one wants to kiki, don't make a cluck about it.

bird game about boards

What you say when people are making a big deal about nothing.

“I don’t know why they got so fired up about what Hogwarts house they identify with - it’s just a bird game about boards”