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When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.
Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.
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Sven's son. No not deeeep, he's the father.
"Did you hear that Pewdiepie made Sven frick his son"
"Bruh I thought he lived in Sweden not Alabama."
"Alabama Svenson"
A damn you give to the Alabama degree
Jeff: Did you see Mark got a new cat
You: I don't give an Alabama damn about Mark's cat
Similar Simulating sex but naked. Rubbing your dick on her butt. Specifically on her butt crack.
She was on her period so we could only Alabama hunch.
During sex a woman hops off and gets on your thighs and straddles it while farting on you.
Dude! My wife finally did the Alabama Shuffle on me last night. That ass rip was smelly though!
Alabama strongman- when you and a pal are Eiffel towering a chick and start arm wrestling
Bro last night we were starting an Eiffel Tower but we locked eyes and had to do a Alabama strongman
The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.
“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”