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when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.
-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".
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Completely badass line said by Walter White in Breaking Bad, announcing his power over others.
"A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No...I am the one who knocks."
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When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.
You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"
*Sees urban dictionary definition.*
You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."
*10 seconds later*
You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."
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A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!
Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."
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The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: Laughs
Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up
Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1
Team Fortress 2 Theme plays
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: Laughs
Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up
Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1
Team Fortress 2 Theme plays
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
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when a WOMEN looks at another WOMAN body parts. Such as their boobs and/or ass
*sees a tiktok where a women has her boobs out* looks respectfully and says “i am no better than a man”
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this means that you should come over, for the lovin' will surely be hot and of much peasure to be had.
hey baby, stop that coolik and come on over i'm ready for hot lovin now not when youre done with the coolik!!
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